Popular Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh at this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Comments 1
not even funny at all