Popular Jokes
Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars?
Because they’re extinct!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
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