Popular Jokes
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Comments 1
not even funny at all