Popular Jokes
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me, we’ll go places!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
Comments 2
not even funny at all
Jokes are funny