Popular Jokes
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh at this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and listen to this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Atch your back, it’s time for a laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Comments 4
Please every one answer my own:why did the turkey open the door?Because he had a {tur}key at his back
I am the begining of everything, the end of every where, essential to enternity and yet inside TIME ? What am i
The letter E.Simple
Please answer my own : what comes twice in a week, once in a year, but never in a day ?